Saturday, April 24, 2021

I Love Trees

 

Well my lodging choices for Eureka were not up to par. The Historic Eureka Inn was overpriced for what it was.

Okay it was clean. I could not even find any splotches with my new scorpion spotting ultraviolet light. The bed was nice, the towels good, but I picked this place because of the photos of their great restaurant and bar. Both of which were closed and have been for some time. Maybe because of covid, maybe not. I never asked. The pool was shuttered. The halls smelled musty, and The continental breakfast consisted of a sugar donut in a bag, and fecal coffee. Just not worth the price at all.

The other thing aboot this hotel is its creepy. The lobby is set with elegant Victorian furniture, a piano, a fireplace, and more paintings of dead people on the walls, than people staying the night, that I estimate at 5 or 7 guests, but I only saw 2.

Every Time I Opened My Door He Saw Me Before I Saw Him

It was fun  roaming the deserted halls and  flipping off ron and nancy. Giving Winston Churchill a nod, and a big salute for Robert Kennedy. Walt Disney and Carri Fisher, I just ignored.  

Movie producers if you are looking for a set for your next zombie movie or haunted hotel the Eureka Inn is your go to place, and next time I roll through Eureka   I am going back to the Best Wester or Hilton Inn.

My old chaps that were just plain worn out, and not really serviceable with the snaps all broken and flapping in the wind. They got left in Ohms garage, and replacing them would mean a stop at a motor company outpost.

The motor company outpost in Eureka has always treated me fair, and no one that has ever helped me seemed like a republican supporter, but I was really surprised when I opened the door and took a step in and none of the 4 employees I saw was wearing a mask. When I asked if the pandemic was over the motor cloths fellows put their masks on, but the big gnarly guys in parts just didn’t think a statewide mask mandate, or covid, or strokes or heart attacks, were anything they need to worry aboot …And well maybe its better if these fools don’t wear masks, as it makes it really easy to see who the regressive stupid asses are.

How Many Did You See Chucked Today?

Well with everyone’s breath contained I found a lightweight pair of chaps that were reasonably priced, and that is something unheard of in motor clothes.

All geared up now, an heading north out of town to the 299 cutoff, and into the heart of Big Foot country.

I find a Big Foot Motel, and one old statue

Big Foot On Botox

On the radio I hear Big Foot selling beer, pot, plumbing, soil services, pest control, and even porta potties. At least he isn’t selling Medicare. That’s Joe Namath’s area.

Big Foot has gone into advertising, and he must be making a mint. Probably a better gig than hiding behind trees.

And The Trees Kept Voting For The Ax Cuz The Handle Is Made Of Wood


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