Sunday, March 25, 2012

Where Does All The White Go?

Hey laskan gop taliban party faithful Mr. Science has some good news for laskans.

All this snow we have sitting on the golf course   is really just frozen water!! Frozen water is just like the ice cubes, that the servants put in your high balls, and since this snow is just frozen water, it will just melt and go away! Thank God!

 Now do not forget that those overpaid union city sander truck drivers have put down tons of sand on our roads over the winter. Your car is going to get fifthly dirty. So dirty it will soil the white gloves of your driver opening your door.
Yes spring time in Alaska can get messy.

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