Holy Mackerel

Me thinks gop smells like rotten fish

Pat Robertson imaginary friend god spoke to him. Nothing odd aboot that.  god talks to him all the time. Told him before, that hurricane Katrina was his wrath, because New Orleans is tolerant to HOMOSEXUALS! And now god has told him whom the next republican president is going to be…But Pat isn’t saying.

 'I think He showed me about the next president, but I‘m not supposed to talk about that so I’ll leave you in the dark — probably just as well — but I think I know who it’s gonna be,” Robertson said on Tuesday‘s episode of the Christian Broadcast Network’s “700 Club.'

 Personally I can’t believe the spectacle that was the Iowa caucus.  Even real news sources like NPR should be ashamed of the air time wasted on the Iowa parade of sexist, racists, homophobic candidates like rick sanatorium who today is  comparing gay marriage to polygamy.

The saddest thing to happen in Iowa has to be michele bachmann dropping out of the race. I had hopes that she and our own ½ term governor that quit, I can’t remember her name, could finally once elected to the highest office here in amerika, cause the masses to rise up pitchforks in hands and push these regressive right wing nuts into a giant big tent, terrarium in  North Dakota.

 The gop is the party of regressives, beyond any shadow of a doubt, and if any of the winners in Iowa were elected president, they would make the bush years look like the age of enlightenment.

 It’s just going to get loonier from here on out, and in a country where ALL the candidates look out for corporations, not the people, we ain't (never say ain't) got a snowball's chance in ...