Filled with the enthusiasm of riding over Lolo pass we
pulled into the motor company outpost in Missoula Montana.
No one but myself and my traveling compadre were wearing a
mask, as covid, and pandemics are just a hoax here east of reality.
Well no matter we had serious business that involved getting
new slip-on mufflers, and after negotiating with the unmasked staff I made an
appointment to get new mufflers put on my bike in the morning. My traveling compadre
also made an appointment to get new mufflers put on her ride, in the morning, and because
of our exceptional negotiating skill they gave her a nice discount on the price
of the pipes.
We knew we wouldn’t get out of the outpost till noon, and
this proved true, even after we had to return from a few blocks away because of a check engine lite that lit up my bike.
Back on the road we headed south heading to Ketchum Idaho,
where masks and pandemics are also government hoaxes invented so George Soros,
and Bill Gates can implant a tracking chip in every god fearing amerikan. I
guess cell phones are not doing a good enough job of tracking these idiots.
Southbound on highway 93 we passed through a corner of the
Bitterroot National forest, and then began the climb up into the sawtooth
mountains.
Back at the outpost they told us to watch for wild animals
as a lot of them like this area. I figured watching for game would be more
exciting than watching for rock, who I haven’t found, yet.
Watching for game was a lot more exciting!!! Going through
one of the small towns along the way I noticed that a giant pick up with license
plates from a amerikan terrorist origination was almost stopped in the middle
of the road.
The reason the truck was almost stopped was a suicidal deer
jay walking across the road. I grabbed a bunch of brakes when I finally saw it
and my traveling compadre had a even closer encounter, and almost sent the
thing to deer heaven, which is what it wanted in the first place.
We also encountered packs of either Antelope or Thompson Gazelles
that would come racing out of the forest at top speed so they could get nearer the road to better hear our new pipes.
The rest of the ride into Ketchum proved that spring is indeed here in the 8000 foot passes we rode through as the highway was snow free, and the air warm.
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