Lashing Out

Well I never made it home before the termination dust hit the Chugach Range for the first time this year, but it is getting lower on the mountain today.

Snow Has Been Given The Green Light

Sitting in the airplanes high class section I notice that the waitress that collects the food orders on starboard side first has eyelashes that appear very sticky and might be as large as small bat wings but couldn't be as flexible.

When I was young and impressionable and was forced to watch the Pay The Lord Tvee show on the only channel that we got in semi-rural Alaska I was forever traumatized by the mascara abusing tammie fay baker. Looking at this girls’ eyes I just hope she doesn’t become tearful and get some of what ever she has attached to her head on my plate.  

Poster Child Of Mascara Abuse

Poor tammy. She’s gone now and was just one prayer short of keeping jim out of prison for embezzlement. Sadly jim was not rehabilitated in prison and is still grifting the weak minded out of their pennies. But that’s another story…

It is possible I might become tearful now as all the good food has gone to the starboard seats leaving us on port with a strange turkey burger that the girl has managed to burn the bread on, probably because her eyelashes are so heavy she can’t see.

The sandwich was quite disgusting so on my next flight leg, when this same only having turkey burgers scenario happened again I asked for the famous fruit and cheese tray, that was presented on a china plate with all the other high-class accoutrements.. This girl has normal eyelashes. 

 Flying over some of the same territory I just covered, it looks like it is still cloudy down there. It could still be raining or not.

Always Good  To Get Home